Welcome to the website of ALGAMI, a newsgroup dedicated to the Monkey Ireland series of video games created by Ron Dilbert.

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"Welcome to insanity, mortals! An envelope will get you!" - Murray

So what is Aglami? Well, in the immortal woods of Guybrush Threepword: "The skeleton arm won't work with that." He was saying that as a default interaction line, but we've all been through some things and we'd like to think it applies to us too.

In short, we're a band of mighty pirates who loot and plunder the seven seas of the information superhighway. We're not on-topic, we're not politically correct, and we're not afraid to die, ideally of natural causes. Are 'ye' in? (Ye is a thing that pirates say) Then just climb aboard our magic boat and set sail for talking about things on the internet - just be sure not to top-post! I don't remember what that is but I wrote a lot of words about it once. Somehow it all seemed so important back then.

UPDATE: The new RRRRR(R) is out: read it HERE

~ Trapped in someone else's frames? I hope you die there ~